The awkward moment when you are using a car window as a mirror.
You’re all like:
You realise there are people in the car so you’re like:
Then the people in the car are like:
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That awkward moment when your conversation dies.
and you’re just like.
Malerie, that’s impossible.
Let’s assume the average song runs somewhere around 3 minutes. There’s 1440 minutes in a day; if we were to divide 1440 by 3, we would get 480, meaning you would only be able to listen to that song 480 times a day.Hey now that’s not fair.
She could open multiple tabs at once
Divide 56417451548561253451232 by 480 and it makes 11753635739283.56, round that up to 1,175,363,573,928 windows/tabs all on youtube repeat, and considering her computer doesn’t crash/explode from the sheer amount of windows running, she can metaphorically listen to it 56,417,451,548,561,253,451,232 times in one day
Drinking an Energy Drink
Expectations:
Reality:
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When someone with no mutual friends adds you on facebook
and you’re just like:
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Teacher: “This will be a partner project.”
My friend and I are like
Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”
So my friend and I are like
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When trying to flick your hair beautifully,
When a teacher asks you to sit up front
BITCH I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD.
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